Tales from the Machine Room
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Once upon a time, while I was really bored, I started writing down what's going on in my office, removing names of course, and posting it on the it.comp.os.linux.sys group. The 'tales' where well-received, so I decided to preserve them for posterity.
One thing: all the tales are real.
You wanna send your own tales? Ok, fine, but first read the instructions.
CL - Clueless Luser: tipical low-range user, he doesn't really have a clue
but he think he knows better.
UL - UberLuser: project leader or middle-manager, not more clued than a CL but his paycheck is bigger.
SL - SuperLuser: manager
HR - Someone working in Human Resources
This is me, when someone came to ask for something.
...you wanna WHAT?? to do WHAT??
Tales from 2003
Tales from 2004
Tales from 2005
Tales from 2006
Tales from 2007
Tales from 2008
Tales from 2009
Tales from 2010
Tales from 2011
Tales from 2012
Tales from 2017
Tales from 2018
Tales from 2019
You can get a .zip file with the whole shebang in the Archive.
RSS Feed for all the tales.
Not everything in here have been translated.
Am I ever wrong? The Fuck-up Fairy
Contributed by my readers:
Dieci Piccoli Pinguini (di Cris Carampa)
La Ballata del Programmatore e Alla Fiera di Enrico Colombini Note: the link takes you to Colombini's web site and there is also a sung version: http://www.derelitti.com/ballata_del_programmatore.
Azzurro (di Claudio Brazzale)
Windows To The Ground (di Marco Bonetti)
"Dale Harding" send the link to the Bofh's ballade note: the link takes you to Bitchx's site.
Once I began writing, other peoples decided to send me theirs tales, so I decided to open a "guest" side. Here you'll find their tales, with the exception of Gabriele Niccolini who sent me so many that I've put on a special section for. Note that Gabriele stopped writing several years ago, so things are no longer updated.
This is a short list of the latest visitors' tales.
WARNING! the tales belows are the tales that have been modified in any way in the past days, so if someone send a note that a link is broken in an old tale, and I fix it, it will automagically appear here even if it is 3 year old. Got it? So don't send me mail or comment about the fact that 'this tale is 3 year old'...
Warning: if you send me the link to your "blog" or your site, try to keep it up and running, if I don't see any changes for a while, first I put it as "dead" and then I get rid of the link.
Warning #2: the simple fact that you send me the link doesn't mean that I'm going to add it here, especially if I look at your site and see a lot of swearing and nothing else.
Dario has collected some "sniversity" related tales on his site that (he says) is copied from mine (so it's always my fault): http://liuct.altervista.org/chicche.php.
Barbara Pennacchi keeps a technical blog: http://blog.cyberdeaf.org/
BitMover sent his own blog address: http://ioegliutonti.blogspot.com/ where he is collecting his own tales.
This site is made by me with blood, sweat and gunpowder, if you want to republish or redistribute any part of it, please drop me (or the author of the article if is not me) a mail.
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