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I will fix you...

Sulle note di "We Will Rock You" dei Queen...

Buddy your developer made a big mistake
Spawning threads and memory leaks gonna be a big mess some day
You got bugs in your code
You big disgrace
Leavin' memory dump all over the place

I will I will fix you
I will I will fix you

Buddy you're a young man dumb man
Shoutin' in the phone 's not gonna fix it today
You've got a memory leak
You big disgrace
Wavin' your processes' pids all over the place

I will I will fix you
I will I will fix you

Buddy I am an old sysadmin poor sysadmin
Fixing your bugs every days gonna bring me some peace some day
I've found another one
You big disgrace
Somebody better commit this code in cvs

I will I will fix you
I will I will fix you

Davide
14/11/2011 08:00

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ris8_allo_zen0 By ris8_allo_zen0 - posted 14/11/2011 08:48

GENIO!  :)

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ris8_allo_zen0


Nicholas By Nicholas - posted 14/11/2011 09:03

Ho letto il titolo del feed e l'ho correlato a una canzone dei coldplay; pensavo ti fossi ammattito.

Meno male che mi sono sbagliato :\)

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Nicholas


Claudio Brogliato By Claudio Brogliato - posted 14/11/2011 09:09

Interessante, però io pensavo che tu avessi usato "fix u" dei coldplay :-D

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Anonymous coward By Anonymous coward - posted 14/11/2011 09:15

ma queste cover sono il frutto di ricerca in internet, peperoni ripieni per cena o incazzature galattiche in ufficio?

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Davide Bianchi@ Anonymous coward By Davide Bianchi - posted 14/11/2011 14:52

Si'.

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Davide Bianchi


Elder By Elder - posted 14/11/2011 10:32

Epic! *_*

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Elder


Marco Colombo By Marco Colombo - posted 14/11/2011 12:37

Mi ricorda tanto questa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udhd9fmOdCs

(se non sbaglio il link c'è già da qualche parte su soft-land.org, ma ripeterlo non fa male)...

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Anonymous coward By Anonymous coward - posted 15/11/2011 16:38

Sbagliero', ma sento tanto odore di Incazzatura Finale (notate il maiuscolo), seguita da ricerca di nuovo posto di lavoro, lettara di dimissioni e poi la solita trafila "non ci lasciarai nella merda"? come tutte le altre volte.

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Anonymous coward@ Anonymous coward By Anonymous coward - posted 16/11/2011 13:24

 >Sbagliero', ma sento tanto odore di Incazzatura Finale (notate il maiuscolo), seguita da ricerca di nuovo posto di lavoro, lettara di dimissioni e poi la solita trafila "non ci lasciarai nella merda"? come tutte le altre volte.

 - Li lascia nella merda

 - Ulteriore capitolo di "a volte ritornano" (sennò noi, poveri tapini, come facciamo con la nostra dose^H^H^H^H storia del lunedì?)

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