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In The Beginning...

In The Beginning...

Scritto quasi due decenni fa, e' comparso su quasi tutti i muri dei CED che ho visitato...

In the Beginning Was the Plan

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the faces of the workers.

And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell."

And the supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste and it is very strong such that none may abide by it."

And the managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by it."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.

And the plan became Policy.

And this is how shit happens.

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Davide Bianchi
22/03/2008 00:00

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