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I hate fscking trailers!
No, I'm not talking about trucks and business stuff. They are doing it for work, not for pleasure. I'm talking about the MORONS that attach stupid small trailers to the ass of the car to go on holiday, or, like it happens so often around here, just for a quick bbq outta town.
It's a national pastime apparently. And in this period (half july to august), everyfsckingbody start to think about it. So they get the stupid trailer from wherever they parked it for the winter (or rent it again), park the stupid piece of junk in front of the fscking house, so they use 5 parking spaces and a good chunk of the walkway since they are unable to drive or park with that thing attached to their asses, and detaching it to park doesn't cross their mind of course.
Then they spend a week to clean everything and check that the lights are working (yeah, they are, they are always on. All of them. Then they spend an entire day loading the stupid thing like a donkey.
And one nice day... you'll find them in the middle of the way with that stupid thing bouncing behind their car. And here are the problems.
Yes, because the morons are in 3 classes:
And you know what's going to happen next.
Type 1 is going to be found upside down, he, his facking trailer and his fucking ford in the middle of the road or (like it happens to me this morning) at the entrance of the tunnle, that is already a mess on his own, add the moron with the trailer and that's means a 15 Km long traffic jam.
Type 2 will create a 30 Km jam every time he try to pass somebody to gain 10 seconds in 1000 Km. Not to talk when he gets in the right-turn-only lane on a crossing and when everybody begin to honk him, he will decide that, well, no, he doesn't want to go right, he wants to turn around. And he will begin to reverse that superoilcarrier of his in the middle of the crossing, blocking the whole city.
Type 3, after having done both the things above, lock his keys in the car and gets stuck at a tank station, with the stupid trailer blocking 4 pumps out of 5, and the last one is gpl-only. And of course he doesn't think about detachnig the fucking trailer.
Failing the 3 above, you'll find them stuck in traffic at 80 Km/h with baggage even on the roof of the car (the trailer wasn't enough evidently) and 2 peoples inside the car. But how long do they plan to stay away? Just half a day.
Maybe it wasn't clear, but I hate trailers.
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By Davide Bianchi - posted 07/08/2009 07:58
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